I know it’s supposedly Jesus’s birthday but fuck that noise. I want you to call me and tell me the dark fantasies you have about this wretched holiday. Maybe we could talk about blasphemy and how fucking stupid Christians are. It’s not the Lord’s birthday. It’s a Pagan holiday, but you’ll never get them to admit to that. I have this fantasy that I take a Christian into a church and walk right up to the altar with them. Once we get there, that’s when the real fun will begin. I want them to denounce God right there in front of everyone.
If they do that, and I know that they will, then they’ll get what I’ve promised them – this perfect pussy. I can’t wait for them to be standing up there scared to death that God is going to bring his wrath down on them while they’re denouncing him and committing the ultimate sin. That really makes my cunt throb and I’m going to need to touch it soon. Are you up for a little bit of blasphemous sexy time today? Get on the phone and call me so we can celebrate in a sick and twisted way today!
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