It makes me so happy when I get calls from guys telling me all about their dark fantasies. Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of calls involving blasphemy. I have to tell you that those are the calls that really make me horny. There’s nothing like rubbing my pussy while we worship the dark lord together. I mean, he runs the universe – why not tell him how thankful we are that he keeps things delicious for perverts like you and me? We wouldn’t have nearly the amount of kinky sex we have without him, so why not pay tribute and honor him for that?
But we don’t have to talk about that, if it’s not your cup of tea. So many things could be considered dark. One of my other favorites is accomplice play. We can pick up a tender young girl and take her home with us. Actually, it would be fun to combine that with blasphemy, don’t you think? We can use her up and then when we’re finished with her, we can sacrifice her to the dark lord. I hope you’re picking up your phone to call me now, because I’m getting really fucking wet just thinking about it. I’ll be waiting to be devious with you.