I don’t want to say that cocks are useless, I mean for all things under heaven, there is a purpose, right?
But some of my dark fantasies include dowsing them in flammable gases and igniting.
It’s just that the purpose for some things might be nothing more than worm food?
Hey, a worms gotta eat to!
So I had this guy that kept messing with me…driving by my house causing all kinds of trouble!.
Not in a bad way…I mean, in his stupid little weak pathetic mind, he was all like, I Love You….I would do anything for you…Blah Blah Blah.
He drives by screaming this crap at my house which sucks ass when you have a hang over!
Then one day, needle prick screams, “I would cut off my dick if you asked me to!”
This is where these ball torture stories get very real!
Suddenly, he had my attention!
I think we can work something out here!
So I take him up on that offer and call him up.
I offered my rustiest knife and an extra hand…just trying to be neighborly and all. He declined the assistance.
Ok, so how do I know you are really gonna do it?
I mean I kinda feel like you are full of shit and not really gonna do it!
I want pictures! I need proof!
Then he starts talking about no time for pics…making excuses like having to call 9. 1. 1. after.
I said what the hell…you got a damn zip tie in your drawer! Just wrap that sucker around and yank it tight below the cutting point!
You got this ( trying to be a cheerleader)!
But he blows me off and hung up.
What the fuck! This ain’t no taboo role play limp dick! This is the real deal!
So here I am, outside his back door waiting for him to come out for his last cigarette of the night.
My knife razor sharp, just glowing in the moon light!
He is never gonna know what hit him!
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